Dick Manners: Do you wipe?

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Fuckin right, I wipe the tip if I’m at home or pissin in a toilet with tp beside me.

If I’m at a urinal where I have no tp then I shake the fucker. But you can’t shake it too much cause there is a line that gets crossed. lol

I had this discussion with my close buddies before and 2/5 of us wipe the tip. I do it for respect for my gf and for the fact that I don’t want piss on my boxers, I don’t get why you would want that.

That means all you guys have dirty dry piss on your cocks. nice

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I have yet to hear anybody say their girlfriend complained about their dick smelling/tasting bad… common a woman not complaining about something? It’s obviously not a problem.

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I wipe my dick with my burberry pocket square.

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when referring to penises, never use the word “up” when talking to another man… EVER

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I wipe my dick with 40 grit sand paper

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see prior comment from page 2 below.

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Just wipe your dick with your hand, you wash your hands after you pee right?

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i dont want to wash my hands

can i wipe with your hand instead?

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No I don’t want hand herpes, that shit spreads fast!

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lol definitely an interesting thread to say the least

<< doesn’t wipe but i am probably one of the guys who crosses the line between playing wit it or not

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i lick mine off like my dog does his!

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Yeah…what a piece of shit huh?

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i carry a dick rag with me in my pocket everywhere i go

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I have a carbon fiber dick wipe, problem solved. Show some class, gentlemen.

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well played

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I just wear an insulated dick diaper incase of drippage

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I sit there shaking it incessantly like a 13 year old looking at porn. After that, when I think it’s done dripping, I wipe the tip and put it away. Unfortunately, as soon as I let go of it I sometimes get a surprise taspoon of extra wetness that rushes out and absorbs into my boxers and dribbles down my thigh.

Do I vote shake or wipe? :dunno:

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i dont like cold wet dick drip boxers in the winter, toothpaste squeeze, shake… any post drip after that gets wiped on the inside of my pants before i zipper up.

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WIN! lol.
BTW. The R Kelly option was also win.

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I don’t wipe… or shake.

I piss and pack. Maybe if that whore made a better sammich…

Edit: Where did all these good threads run off too? We need more.

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I was unaware that a thread discussing each other’s dicks was a good thread. Carry on.