Tasteful gentlemen go ATM.
If you get lucky she’ll square her ass away and start shitting you tiffany cufflinks.
so you swallow? lol.
Not always . LOL
all im saying is i dont worry so much about pee when i know theres other shit going in there thats worse
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i tried telling people every single girl in pittsburg is DTF
the word no dosent exist.
I’ve tried saying the same about girls from buffal
…and then I married a girl from Hamburg
might as well get it done now…at some point its not going to be an option
Jeff, where is his dick rag at?
Do you not wipe your dick?
just got a new dick rag today. my penis has never been happier
Got a steal on these today should be covered for the whole year. Ill never have to worry about my cock wiping needs!!!
If you’re gonna do something this faggy you have to man up, at least go a bit abrasive.
nice dick work joe. your boys ping and pong will thank you. wonder if you can get orange pumice in a bucket. will make her blowjob to you so much more exciting and tasty!
Fuck eh Get some of them Cherry hand cleaner she could have the choice of either Orange or Cherry!!!
i just shine mine up with this:
oh nice polished knob! bet the ladies are impressed! the reduced friction from a polished knob. she could never be happier to give BJs
Make sure you use flavored mirror glaze. I’ve heard the original isn’t very tasty
wonder if mentos has a line of wax and polisheing proucts now?