I don’t think it really matters. It’s not going in my mouth.
amirite?
Long as you don’t kiss her afterward.
Regarding OP: dick residue is commonly known as smegma.
The toothpaste maneuver sounds torturous.
On the subject of dick manners, there should be a poll on the most effective way to piss with a morning boner.
Do you aim in as close as possible and hope I doesn’t fire hyrant?
Do you do the superman over the bowl, stepping feet back to get desire angle and risk not having hands to guide stream?
Handstand method?
One hand superman with one hand allocated to sniper precision? Still worry about fire hydrant?
It boggles the mind.
My girlfriends bathroom sees tidal waves of urine every morning. She doesn’t worry so much if I wipe my dick after pissing, shed rather me mop the floor.
You let it rip from as far away as possible then step closer as the stream weakens.
Okay. I’ve employed this technique but the distAnce gives the stream less accuracy. And that first burst is critical.
I’ve considered tying a weight to the nozzle and straddling the bowl entirely.
boardjnky4:
Shewee is the antithesis to this problem. If anything, sitting would be ideal to contain the blast radius and absorb the payload. But sitting with a boner means you’d have toforcably aim your dick into the bowl and submerge it in water that’s about to mix with piss. Thus fucking up your pocket square royally after wiping.( this is the part fry quotes and says his dick is so big it always dips when he sits on a toilet)
Had to bump this thread, I’m LOLing
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