I don’t feel like pulling up the character map to find all the greek letters but it can be simplified to:
(width of wheel - amount of tire stretch/# matching tires) + (# of flexible joints * # of stickers)^ sq ft of pink = Failvis
Also I found the bars for sale, only $450…I am in the wrong fuckin business, I gotta start taking advantage of stupid people and sell stuff that is shiny
http://www.godspeedproject.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=22&products_id=427&zenid=776b81fd60f2f70ae9ac7dcb2eabcc61