There are too many goddamn people in the world. Especially Chinese and Indians. They smell bad too. Whereas puppies are cute. So, it only makes sense to feed the people to the snake and not the puppy. Besides, puppies have a smaller carbon foot print. Whereas AlGore has a large one. So, if he fed AlGore to that snake, no prob.
Snake Food:
Snake Food:
Definitely Snake Food:
Reminder to self: only post when sober.