Does anybody ever wrench on their cars around here?

I like it here, I feel so warmly welcomed. Besides, I’ll stay if only to annoy the fuck out of you personally. The more you push for me to be gone, the more i’ll hang around. Besides, you know NOTHING about me or where i’m from. Just because i’m not living directly in Pittsburgh NOW, doesn’t mean I’ve never lived there, Dipshit.

Personally, I was hoping this site would have been closed down in the merger just to annoy fuckheads like yourself. This place would be so much more if it weren’t for fuckwads like you running off everyone new who joins. Lucky for you though, I’m just stupid enough to stick around and you are stupid enough to keep pushing my buttons to make me stay.

Ball is in your count now asswipe. Normally I would say this amount of childish cursing is lame, but I feel the need to dumb down what I type so your slackjawed mush brain can comprehend it.