E55 AMG VS Jaguar XKR VS M3

Well I’m driving down zee highway and I see some HIDS flying up behind me. I’m assuming it is some youngster in an evo or something dumb but to my surprise I see the front end of an E class. Very interesting!

He pulls up to my door and I see another car tailing him. Hummm…

This car then pulls over to the right two lanes and lines up to my right hand side. It is a XK-R drop top Jag. Cool, two forced induction big displacement cars catch me in my I6 gas sipper. Goody.

We slow down to about 35-40. The old guy in the benz honks three off and I boot her. Off we go! Right off the get go I actually get a little jump. I have no idea how this happened unless my gears and my car being lighter just pulled a little harder low end. We end up pretty even at about 65 all three of us. The Jag actually was throwing out a little smoke! Burning oil in a new $$$ luxo would upset me a little. We are doing 100 now and I’m at the E55’s doors and the Jags rear quarters. They are both pulling on me now, oh nos! So I turn on the :snky: and blow by them! Just kidding. We run up to about 125 where the E55 has about 1.5 cars on me and the Jag has about 2.5.

I was surprised I kept up that good with these heavy cruise missiles. They slow down with me to speed and gramps in the Jag throws me a wave, then they drop in line with each other a drive off into the sunset together. Naked. I wish I had an M5 or something to really run them with! Maybe I will add in that extra :snky: to the BMW for fun.

its times like that you wish you had the :tspry: