if shes throwin’ you “mad” smiles, you obviously should grab her ass and reel her in via pockets… if she turns to walk away, ill throw a fish hook in for good measure sometimes
[quote=“Willybeen,post:41,topic:39172"”]
if shes throwin’ you “mad” smiles, you obviously should grab her ass and reel her in via pockets… if she turns to walk away, ill throw a fish hook in for good measure sometimes
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But what if that doesn’t work?
Oh, right…
Throw one of these in your pockets before you leave the house.
[quote=“98SS10,post:24,topic:39172"”]
BTW Newman, cant wait to meet you bud.
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Are you going to try to put your finger in his bum and hope he becomes your new gf?
this is really creepy.
Next maybe you can club her…and drag her home by the hair…It worked for cavemen…
I don’t know if its the “women’s back pockets are meant for you to reel them in” or the “you must of been hugging/holding her, because you got her name” part… but this post gets a big…
my bad… my avatar is Patrick Bateman, i figured people would get the connection, aside from being quite gullible do you like phil collins?:blah:
you all make me lol, this reminds me of the time i told jenheartsyou i was going to kill myself and she was 1 step away from calling a suicide hotline… larf people are silly… reaction is priceless though
HAHAHA i was waiting for you to chime in. I deffinatley knew you werent serious but it was funny. Woot for Patrick Bateman.
[quote=“Zong,post:35,topic:39172"”]
I meet my girlfriends at summit park mall
nothing makes a girl looser than a 8 pound fetus
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nothing but the cream of the crop at summit
[quote=“Bassdegrime,post:48,topic:39172"”]
Don’t just stare at it, eat it
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haha yes
she just wanted a drink…