Ever stick yer foot right in yer mouth..

probably not as weird as she felt. but by your post she didnt seem that offended by it, so maybe shes used to it.

i was in class talking to this kid joking around and was like so what did you mom say about the sex last night…

he goes my mom is dead

i try to back peddle and be a smart ass and say o yea that was your dad

and hes like they both died in a car crash and i live with my aunt

come to find out it was true

and i had no more comebacks so i left the classroom

boy did i feel like a asshole

Every year the pharmacy that I work at has an annual christmas party at salvatores, and this was my first year working there. So after dinner, we play this game where everyone gets 3 playing cards and an empty drug bottle. Each bottle has a certain amount of money in it. So when your card is called, you can get up and take anyones bottle, but at the end everyone has to have only/atleast one bottle. So the game ends and I have two bottles, so someone takes my one extra bottle, that turned out to have the $500 prize in it. So I was like, “Damn, I just got jewed” with my boss standing next to me. Turns out my boss is jewish, which I didn’t know at the time. That was awkward lol.

people that is me 99.9% of the time.

Haha that’s when you just plow forward with it: “Because all you canucks keep screaming about icing, eh?”

Don’t feel bad, im sure there was plenty of spit in your dinner to make up for it.