f*ck my life.

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[quote=“dawn,post:39,topic:35725"”]

atleast your mom didn’t steal 6k from you yesterday, and the only car you can drive right now is at her house, and it won’t start. and she has the title. and she wants it out. and you don’t have any money to fix it because she stole it. and you were supposed to buy a car in the next couple of days and now you have to borrow money to make it possible.

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You shut up…she treated me to a very memorable evening with that 6k. I did a line of coke off of a 17 year old cheerleaders inner thigh…thats way better than fixing your car dawn.

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jay, i’m jealous. i’d rather it be me and you blowing lines of 17 year old girls bootys, than you and my mom. what a diss.

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+1

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Bring the rest of the cash. We’ll have a great time and Jam and beast will be jealous.

45

pics?

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I really hope this car is done. It is such a heap that the value of the homes plumit when he drives this thing down your street.

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It really helps him out as a pizza delivery guy though…people feel so bad for him that they tip out of pity…

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[quote=“EvilJay,post:41,topic:35725"”]

You shut up…she treated me to a very memorable evening with that 6k. I did a line of coke off of a 17 year old cheerleaders inner thigh…thats way better than fixing your car dawn.

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[quote=“Quattro Krant,post:46,topic:35725"”]

I really hope this car is done. It is such a heap that the value of the homes plumit when he drives this thing down your street.

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CMON

the thing is a fine piece of machinery…

and hyboost im sorry to hear about your medical problems… i was upset last night and had just seen superbad a few nights ago and the line “fuck my life” was just kinda stuck in my head…

best of luck with everything.

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You have to admit…in times of personal anguish the phrase “fuck my life” is pretty amusing.

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i about wet myself when he said that in the movie

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[quote=“EvilJay,post:50,topic:35725"”]

You have to admit…in times of personal anguish the phrase “fuck my life” is pretty amusing.

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Oh yeah, I’ve been using it a lot lately,
That’s cool Jam. I’ve been in your shoes in the past & it gets to ya, but all & all it always gets better. Sometime you gotta really work at it though…

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here is that car 4 years ago:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/redrumeg6/DSC03393s.jpg
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that car has come a long way.

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[quote=“redrum,post:53,topic:35725"”]

here is that car 4 years ago:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/redrumeg6/DSC03393s.jpg
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not even fucking possible

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[quote=“dirtye30,post:55,topic:35725"”]

not even fucking possible

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+1

NO FUCKIN WAY.

Jam.

We should make a betting pool if that car makes it.

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[quote=“redrum,post:53,topic:35725"”]

here is that car 4 years ago:

notthesamecar.jpg

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lol. fuck that. chainsaw wounds add character. :tup:

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[quote=“91MR2,post:7,topic:35725"”]

Damn Jam, that blows man. It sucks, bec. I’m sure your Honda, like mine, was worth WAY more to YOU that the fair market value could ever bring. Now you’re screwed. My sympathies man.

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No, it is definitely worth about $300, perhaps less.

[quote=“EvilJay,post:12,topic:35725"”]

It didn’t make it throught the winter. You owe me $500 from our bet made on the front porch. Double J is a witness.

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I remember this clearly. I think I have a bagel wagered in there too.

[quote=“EvilJay,post:33,topic:35725"”]

That piece of shit won’t last the winter. I’m not scared. It really is the worst car in the world.

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I just quoted this because it made me laugh.

[quote=“Quattro Krant,post:46,topic:35725"”]

I really hope this car is done. It is such a heap that the value of the homes plumit when he drives this thing down your street.

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[quote=“EvilJay,post:47,topic:35725"”]

It really helps him out as a pizza delivery guy though…people feel so bad for him that they tip out of pity…

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Quattro boy up there used to deliver pizzas in haggard old 4000 quattros.

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[quote=“double j,post:58,topic:35725"”]

Quattro boy up there used to deliver pizzas in haggard old 4000 quattros.

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Don’t forget the Century woody wagon with no hubcaps and 2 billion miles on it :headbang: Beaters FTW!