It’s cause you’re a gay Hipy just like Alex. You and your red cars. You like to rice it up with loud stereo systems and flashy smoked corner lights. You should be ashamed of yourselves :{
hahahahaha this is a wicked idea. What is a parking official gonna do anyway, give you another ticket?
As soon as the wiper arm is tugged up a bit that means the officials head is bent slightly over the car to give you a ticket. At that point a violent amount of washer fluid comes spewing out of the nozzle all over the official. Things get more exciting when you load up the washer bottle with Pepper spray.
hahahahaha