Fixed, & Touche.
My wife and daughter spend too much time sitting on the couch with their new laptops.
I’m spending $70/sq ft to store stuff while $.08/sq ft can be saved through negotioation. (new price is <$1/sq ft.)
People don’t respect property, a homeless guy was stealing bottles from my garbage can, and then he left the lid off
My 4 car garage is too big, now I’ll have to post an ad on CL for space available
I’ll have to run the remote start twice to melt all the snow
I have too many clothes, so when I’m all caught up on laundry I run out of drawer/closet space for them. So I try to always be a little behind on laundry.
My grandparents gave me a check for my birthday, and I had to go through the trouble of depositing it. Why can’t they just give me cash?
this torrent is taking too slow to download.
my gps map took too long to download
THIS. Realtors are scumbags.
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What? So you wear those socks you buy sober?
I bought a combo meal at timmy ho’s this moring and have no intention of eating it all. I’m going to have to toss this perfect donut away.
My girlfriend leaves the water running while brushing her teeth.
Went to BK and they dont serve quad stackers anymore, had to settle for the triple
I am sick and haven’t been able to keep food down for over 24 hours.
ehh^^ idk about that one
I have enough food to keep trying.
Had to drag my ass out of bed for an optional vendor training today in which we got a free breakfast, extra cash, and some OT. I’ve got 3 this week and I don’t feel like getting up early.
Fuuuuu I lost the ipod my wife gave me for Christmas. Now I’ll have to go back to using my smartphone for listening to stolen music.
I am having a tough time deciding what 3rd world country I want to take a vacation too.
I am having a tough time deciding on how many beers need to be consumed in an average day.
My snowblower isn’t throwing the snow far enough.
was stuck in mcdonalds drive-thru for 8 minutes