Also came across this on ClubRSX and read some of the posts on the first page and got a good laugh…
http://www.fmylife.com/ :rofl
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I’m a guy. FML
Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML.
Today, I was watching 24 and realized that Jack Bauer had gotten more action in 5 hours than I had in 5 months. FML
Today, my best friend and I were walking down the block. A huge palm branch fell right in front of me, but it wacked her in the face, and I stood there laughing - turns out she’s in a coma. FML
Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, “I got your best friend pregnant”. FML
Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I’m the captain of the football team. FML
Some of these are great :rofl :rofl
This one made me chuckle
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterward we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shake hands with ask “Are you a boy or a girl?” FML
hahahahahaha nice
“Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn’t get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B’s positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I’m still grounded for getting a B. FML” :rofl
these r great.
I think that site might exceed its bandwidth if a certain member here starts posting there.
:rofl nice Paul…that was good
trav alone would kill it
Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was tranny-night. FML
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said “What asshole can’t take the steps from the 2nd floor?” Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
:rofl
“Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML”
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahah i’m just reading the ones posted here. awesome
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says “I love you, Jeremy.” Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend’s wall “Last night was the biggest mistake of my life.” We hooked up last night. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML.
haha, oh man. good site.
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
shudder
Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I’m the captain of the football team. FML
Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied “Oh, too many donuts then?” FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: “oh, so both you and your brother are gay?” FML
OMG LAUGHING SO HARD… AHAHHAHAHAA … AHAHAHHAHAHA breath
AHAHAHHA
rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
i cant stop reading them!! so funny
lol
Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML
hahahaha people are crazy
I mist say joey, usually its nonsensical stuff you post, but I’m dying of laughter
Glad I didn’t disappoint :thumbup