First, I doubt that car would be reliable on the amount of boost it would take to reach the HP numbers you mentioned.
Second. SAY IT’S RELIABLE. Not that you’d drive it OUT (not across) the country.
Third.
Just. FUCK.
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OMG i havent lol’d at work like this in so long.
im gonna end up getting in trouble.
Dude I could care less whats reliable at what horsepower rating…
If you dyno a car at 23 pounds and it makes 371whp and doesnt blow up that car makes 371 motherfucking whp.
I said the car is reliable, I didnt fucking say at 23 pounds and I shouldnt have to. No one in the world drives there car on the street daily at there high boost.
“CAR IS RELIABLE WHEN NOT DRIVEN AT THE CAPABILITIES STATED IN THE AD. OTHERWISE, GET TRIPLE A.”
:rofl
OMG IM DYING :crackup
You think eric and Alex drive there cars on the street at 1,000 horsepower???
You think they HAVE to state that there cars not reliable at 1,000 horsepower???
come on man, I know you want to argue but your being stupid.
Hello Pot, I’m Kettle. Have we met??
then you were baller enough to trade it for a crappy DSM, and a Rhino-lined civic?
ERRRRRDAY IM HUSTLIN
No way it would make 371 at 23psi unless it makes 30whp per pound of boost which is absurd. Just sayyyyiiinnnnnnnn
no that guy did not walk across the bridge, no driving a car from ny to canada is driving across the country. it is walking on the bridge and driving a car from one country to another.
you are just to dumb to realize this. new york is not at one end of the country, which is why it was valued as a good attack point for the british and why it was where our first capital was, it was in the middle of the original colonies…ugh.
WAIT OFF TOPIC FOR A SECOND!
freemans bridge, rexford bridge, 890 allll closed.
just sayin. carry on…
but if we go stare at them, then walk away…we walked across them :ahh
LOLOLOLOL hilarious… wish i could +rep everyone right now… but i cant
Let’s be real right now dude. I’m having a bit of fun with this, obviously, but let’s take a look at this.
Car makes 55 less whp than stated. You justify that by saying it’d make the trip across country (or to canada, whatever) reliably. Now personally, I don’t know shit about the car and I don’t mind admitting it, but having driven my stock car 1k miles very recently I’ve realized that shit that you don’t think is wrong, comes out and is actually quite wrong. Shit that would never go wrong in 1k miles of DDing goes wrong on sustained driving. I wouldn’t drive that car across country. I definitely wouldn’t drive that car across country on 5-6lbs more boost.
I don’t even know or care who Alex and Eric are.
If I’m buying a car and it states in the ad that it is at 3XX hp I expect it to be at that hp when I get it. My boy Brad drives his escort at 350 whp and never turns it down. His engine is also built to do that, RELIABLY.
What you’re doing in this ad is wrong. I don’t care what you’ve seen. Just because other people are scumbags it doesn’t justify you acting like one. I’ve bought shit and been fucked over before, it’s lame and that’s the end of it. I’m not saying you’re a bad dude, I don’t know you and couldn’t ever decide whether you are or not without hanging out with you, but I am saying that the ad is proper fucked.
BUT, lets look at the ebay add:
Does this car actually make 371 at the wheels now? Is that the question? Or are we questioning whether it would make over 400 at the wheels? Put aside the reliability argument for a second…
I bought the viper when I was 17 years old not paying rent, no overhead and no bills… Ending up still being too much so my father took over the payments and it became his.
I love Dsm’s and obviously you dont no how to read or youd no i bought the civic for the turbo and to flip it… For $3k ill buy 4 more turbo civics.
Car does not weigh less then 2000lbs
and do we have proof that the car actually weighs under 2k lbs?
The car makes 310whp at 18 or 19 pounds i forgot… Instead of waiting 3 weeks to dyno the car at synapse I estimated what the car would make at 22 pounds. Im supposively a sammer for being off or ABOVE by a few hp… this is a joke.