vouch for danny D from turbo ls1’s pics being straight and pulling ass.
however if i never see any more pics of him with his pants down thatd be super
Saturday night in Atlanta… bachelor party… 4 of us in SUV pull into hotel parking garage entrance, completely obliterated… garage door is closed… after like 3 attempts no one answers the intercom to let us in… I jumped out of the car and brabbed the intercom pole and yanked on it so hard that I tore it out of the concrete block it was sitting in. I pulled it over and was making strange sounds and yelling into it while holding the pole like a microphone. Surprisingly they let us in. Bunch of girls hanging out the window were cracking up.
The girls later came over to the room to see my buddy sitting on top of the refrigerator hammered… 3 fools mattress surfing down the stairs… another buddy banging a stripper from earlier… us falling through a skylight when we were peeping the stripper action from the roof… some other shit i cant remember
its been a while since i have been to a real party.
back in hs, the big thing to do at our parties was to rumble, either one on one or a whole group of people, so this one kid jacob gets slammed through the corner of a coutch by a smaller kid, jacob then proceedes to chase the smaller kid with a floor jack that was outside on the ground, throwing it through the walls of the “shack” and tryin to kill the smaller guy.
people that usally never came to our parties (never came back)were scared shitless, just sitting there talking with people, then having a jack come flyin throw a wall… ahhahahah it was one of the funniest times of my life.
This was last night, I think you guys can put the story together.
Hotsauce +
Matt
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i was a t a party and this kid was passed out on the couch. he woke up and asked for a glass of water so this girl i knew pissed in a cup and gave it to him. as he was drinking it, he exclaimed that it was piss warm.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA lol fucking awesome
WHAT!?
I hope it wasn’t on my coat.
“Hey…somebody shit on the coats!”
http://community.webshots.com/photo/452393043/452393043dkzyci
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT AND WHY DOES HE THINK HE CAN USE MY NAME?
ps- have you ever invited girls to a party?
just leave
thats your kind of party :bloated:
:inb4BadAzzCampingPartyStories:
i cant stop laughin cuz ur so fuckin funny :rolljerk:
going to party and get wasted tonight…hopefully some more good stories.
Haha, that was hilarious!
And Andy, yes indeed, twas a good time…
I was like 17-senior year always a beer drinker well, my buddy had a HUGE house party, His bro was home from college(parents away).He introduced me to screw drivers made with Citron! MMMMmm! they’re so good- soon as it hits yer lips! well even before the party was bumpin, I was! LOL tons of hotties lots of peeps, well I fell down in the living room then proceeded to barf all over the new off white carpet!! BAH! The 2nd worse part was i damn near barfed on a SUPER hot chic, ahh well , memories. Still Love the Citron and OJ!
I just had the worst night of my entire life. i go out and party and have a good time only to get a call from my best friend back in philly to find out my other best friend got gunned down outside the most popular cheesesteak shop on south street.
------LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE. LOVE THOSE WHO YOU LIVE LIFE WITH BUT DONT FUCK AROUND AND STRIFE WITH. lvoe those who are with you, because they wont be there forever. fuck thisworld and those who dwell in it, id rather die with my man then live in the hell of it.
im feeling very shitty rihgt now.
^^sorry to hear that
^^^^yet at the same time … why is it in here ?