k, we all know that it can be somewhat frustrating getting a license (im not saying always). im just wondering if anyone has any funny stories of there times at the DMV.
i couldnt stop staring at my examiners titties
mto u mean
dmv is in the states
Not even MTO anymore. It’s privatized.
well, whatever its called… i love how you see like a whole family there XD always cracks me up.
almost got hit by a lady who didnt look to see if her blind spot was clear… and soem1 was following me the whole way
Well when i went to get tested for my g, i had my lifted dodge ram wich was a jump to get into and im 6’1, well i get the fattest instructor they had who took like 5 minutes to walk from the door to my truck about 100 yards away, he goes to get in the truck and realizes it was goona be a task. Well after a lil trying the “oh shit” handle caught his eye. So he wrapped his big old sausage link fingers around it and threw one leg up into the truck, then proceeded to pull ALL his wieght (had to be 375+) on the “oh shit” handle and my truck tilted over to the passengers side. Then SWUNG into the seat tarzan style and just about broke the seat through the floor. It was quite the fiasco and i was laughing my ass off in my head the whole test but i did pass.
Another time, for my g2 i was waiting for the instructor to come out and my ffather and i are sitting in the car when an older guy (probably 40’s) comes back form his test and when the instructor is walking away he PEAKS on her and starts yelling about all this crazy shit she wanted him to do and oh man it was funny… but it gets better i look to the car beside me and there are three muslim looking guys sitting in a 4 door civic also waiting for an instructor and the are all praying, like full out praise alah praying, it was quite the sight for a young kid who was already nervous about getting my license. I got that on the first try too
So there are my stories hope you enjoy lets hear some more
After putting in a crazy stiff clutch I took my skyline for my G test. The examiner must have had whip lash by the end of it and I still passed.
i went for my g2 a few weeks ago to the mto on eglington. i was waiting outside for my instructor when i saw a person returning from there test. i guess the instructor told the person to back into the parking spot. when she went to go back up, she got a little excited with the gas pedal and SMASHED into the car behind her. the icing on the was that it was the INSTRUCTORS car! i have never, ever, ever seen soooooo much yelling and soooooo much tears shed in a parking lot before 
Funny story a while back in the days
I had a eagle talon that was modded that I used to pass my G licence. At one point we had to enter the highway ( because getting stuck on a merging lane is a automatic failure) there was a tight squeeze so i had to use some boost,
I saw him drop his pen and hold on to the hollyshit door handle. It was a quick boost from 60 to 100 km, I explained to him that it was safer to enter the hwy with boost , that was I wasnt empeting traffic flow.
I passed the test flawlessly.
I cant even remember mine …and they wernt long ago… i still have to get my g …by 09…i dont want to go so lame…lol
Some guy i went to school with hit a tree.
My buddy hit a curb.
my roommate’s MTO lady was running low on time before the weekend and decided to make him go to the LCBO while on his test.
for my g1, i got such a shitty eye tester thingamajig. the right lense had some crap blotched onto the lense and i kept insisting that this was the case but the lady kept telling me i need glasses. so whatever, i went and got glasses even though my doctor said my vision was pretty much 20/20. i go back again and pass the test and all. the lady sees my prescription paper but in the end doesn’t even mark on my license that i need corrective lenses. wtf. 2 bills that could’ve gone towards the car…damn mto.
btw, i had a friend who ran a red and still passed her g2…this was somewhere in milton though i think.
On the day I went for my G2, it was really windy.
The examiner was doing the routine check, lights and such.
When he about to enter my car, a HUGE gust of wind blew him to his knees, and his papers when everywhere. I couldn’t help but bust into laughter. He went back into the building, grabbed a new clip board and hopped in my car.
He was so embarassed and seemed a bit pissy, tried to fail me but I didn’t do anything wrong. Oh well
i did my g2 in my astro
i did a downhill park and when i went to let the parking brake go i was nervous and i accidentaly popped the hood
i had to get out on the side of the road and close the hood :S
LMFAOO i honestly lol’d
The funniest thing that happend to me was when i went for my g1.
As the girl was taking my picture, a HUGE fucking fly landed on my nose than CLICK!..and she asked me to whipe the blotch off my face, and explained there was something in the picture. I had it retaken right after that, but non the less…thats what you call timing lol.
I took my G2 in my Ford Escort (with a 5 speed). The instructor barely looked 25, and when I shifted out of first gear she told me to leave it in drive and not change it between the gears. wtf?
I wonder if she ended up realizing what was going on when my cruising speed meant holding 5500 RPM. Oh well, I passed.
For my G2, I was asked to parallel park…
Then my instructor women gave me head… I passed. Beat that!
ummmm yea ok, who was your instructor for that day? Jenna Jamison?
The real question is… was the driving instructor a female???
even so you can’t beat that one…LOL…
Went for my g2 and before i started the car the guy told me i passed… and offered to buy my car…