Gonna Catch me Riding dirty. Post your cop stories.

Got stopped today in the work van by a statie in a Pontiac Grand Prix. I was in the fast lane going more than 75 when he came up behind me. I moved over to let him by and he starts riding next to me. I glanced over, saw him waving his arm, looked away and thought nothing of it. Meanwhile he is still right along side of me, I got tired of being blocked from the fast lane, mouth a few choice words and waved my arm and proceeded to move into the slow lane so I could resume my high rate of speed. He cuts all three lanes of traffic and gets right behind me. At this point I’m like, whats this dudes problem. No sooner than I say that, the grill of his car lights up in my 2 favorite colors, you guessed it, red and blue. I then debate weather or not I should pull over for an unmarked car. Using my better judgment I do, and boy was he angry with me. He pretty much yelled at me the way my father did when I was younger. He did end up letting me go, he was pretty cool about everything. He just wanted me to slow down. Plus he even told me to have a nice day.

Got pulled over by an Albany County Sheriff yesterday… for passing 3 vehicles over the double yellow lines(no passing zone). Didn’t even see the dude in his stealthy shaved roof black and gold crown vic hiding on the side of the road about a 1/4 mile up behind a tree…My reason for passing as i did was because this lady had been going between 18-20 mph for atleast a mile and a half in a 45 mph zone and being the impatient person i am, i passed at the worst possible time. He was cool though, surprisingly, still gave me a ticket and its being dealt with so hopefully i dont get any fines or points on my license for this haha

What’s the cops name on the ticket?

Location?

Damn dude

The cops name was Officer Philip, it was in Voorhesville near their station out there, he was an older guy.

Oh if it was by the airport I would have probably known him.

66 in a 40
weaving (i forget what he called it)
window tints
didnt signal my turn

i ended up getting 66 in a 45 and a window tint ticket

excessive speed for weather conditions ticket i got one of those once to and i was only doing 5 over the speed limit

Were you doing it in 2 ft of snow? Never heard of anybody getting that ticket.

i got my 21 over on 155 by the airport from a state trooper he’s a bigger guy almost reminded me of Farva

Easy Rod.

We’ll I’m officially not allowed to get pulled over anymore by my lawyers. They said they used up every trick on the book on me, so now I just got to drive like a grandma.

Going out to friend’s house in mechanicville from work in schenec

go down 146 in CP and right in front of gold’s gym a SaCo Sheriff passes me opposite way

V1 says low signal strength K-band so im like w/e no radar

He turns around, i turn onto 146a, he follows, pulls me over right after the light.

Turn car off, keys in cluster, hands on wheel up high, he comes up asks for lic/reg

As im pulling the reg out of the glovebox two corner bulbs i have bubble-wrapped fall out.

He tells me to get out of the car, a 40 minute search ensues, he finds nothing.

tells me he had me at 67 in the 45, i say there must be a mistake i wasnt exceeding the posted speed limit.

He brings lic/reg back to car…runs it, comes back and says to slow it down and lets me go…

fuckin moron. it turns into 45 right there so i was prolly right around 60, he saw the bimmer, young kid w/ hat on and figured he had an easy kill…fuck that guy.

another one :rofl

so im going to pick my cousin up from green island around 12-1am heading down alt rt 7 towards 787, decide to give her a good italian tune up

hit 3rd, pulled through 4th, hit 5th and i see a shadow in the u-turn, no radar or anything…cherries pop on with no headlights or anything, i scream like a little bitch and hit the brakes…HARD and scrub off to 70 or so…lights go off i get off exit, he never moved hahahahaha

i nearly shat.

srsly.

The bulb is one is great, one time when I was reaching into the glove box to get my reg, I had a bunch of stuff in there and I just threw it all on the floor mat, the cop goes “What is that, and that and that”

I pick it up piece by piece “This is a paper with notes on it, this is trash, this is a ping pong ball (dont ask)”

He just gave me a wierd look and told me to just go get the reg.

Was in a bad mood driving to Troy today,late for class.
Passed a trooper (hiding in a UTurn)
Was prob. trapped 115-120mpg full boost, prob. really loud.
He pulled out / I was off the Defreetsville exit and long gone by the time he was prob.up to highway speed.

I’ve always liked the past tense of shit, ie shat. don’t ask me why.

for me… hah pick a violation…lmfao

my last one was 112 in a 65 I87 south bound.
cop pulls me and this silver eclipse over, in the process of talking to me this guy comes up and starts talkin to the cop saying that i was driveing reckless and i almost drove him off the road…then the cop says to me " ive been waiting for you"
so i said to him “hey i got here as quick as i could but that asshole was in my way”. needless to say the cop didnt like that.

then theres the one on 787 south bound…im hauling ass big time theres minimal traffic, got my girl in the car and shes like how fast can you get this thing to go…and im like “this fast” so i bury the spedo at 150 and honestly i dono if i went faster then that or not with all the diffrent things ive done to the car it could have been over that but whatever…so my radar goes off shes like slow down im like why it always goes off here in this spot shes like theres a cop right there…im like oh him? slam on the breaks slow down to like 84ish…i get past the cop and realise he was out of his car so i book like a motherfucker down to the plaza exit but get yanked by him anyway as im trying to exit the highway. hes like how fast were you going…im like 65 hes like dont fucking bullshit with me …im like ok before or after i slowed down when i saw you? HE wrote me a ticket… err a couple actually lol

it never pays to be a smart ass to an officer.

and it really never payes to be ME in MY car being pulled over…lol im always getting caught around 80 or higher…not good for insurance lol

:rofl

A simple solution would’ve been to stop driving like an idiot.