Halloween damage...

Those freaking kids are the worst, because the parents believe this:

They bail the kids out anytime they get in trouble, so they can get into good colleges, and be disrespectful bastard adults.

That means you don’t respect other people’s property, how is busting a pumpkin different from keying a car? It is destroying someone else’s property. And don’t tell me pumpkins have no value, because it’s not your place to decide which of my possessions have value, and which don’t.