truthfully what normal guy wants a girl with “morals”…
girls with “morals” wont let you stick it in their ass, will frown at every attempt to get a BJ, and will never take a position other than missionary on your bi weekly conjugal visit to the bedroom, ending in a few ewws and ahhs, just in time for you to dump your load and fall asleep so she can pull out mr battery man to finish her off the way shes used to it, her way. ( not speaking from experience here…)
well of course, other than the receipt, theres no proof that you have that blow up doll still, aside from the inner tube patch kits you been buying in bulk, and its hard for a rubber doll to obtain a sign in name for PITTspeed, although their conversation would probably be more informative, and interesting than most of the other posts here.