x2 - Front to back, though. ‘Home court advantage’. Gotta shower afterwards, too.
This was just a discussion on ‘Bubba the Love Sponge’ on Sirius a few weeks back. It turns out there are many ways that people poop & wipe. I think one of the funnier ones was “after pooping, stand up & with left foot on the toilet, wipe back to front - stop before the balls”
Also they talked about how you use the paper. Crumple it up or fold it? How many sheets on average? Etc Etc.
Crazy poop talk