I am oh-so-glad to be leaving the Altima "tuning" scene

Look at this bullshit :rofl:rofl

http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/2002-2006-nissan-altima-discussion-2-5-3-5/283053-my-first-car.html

Hey, what’s up, I just recently bough an Altima, wich happened to be my first car. I was looking for a forum site where Altimas owner post, and found this one. I really like the Altima because they look so damn attractive when they’re hooked up. I wanted to get advices and hints on how to hook up, and find good parts for it. I bought a stick shift version, because I like it better. The year is 03. Ca n someone tell me the pros and cons about Altimas.

I’ve given up on lecturing people over there. :facepalm:facepalm:facepalm:haha_1:

Check out this guy’s first post on M3F.net

http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=249004

A little better, wouldn’t ya say? :up

:wink:

:rofl

show him the R8 lookalike i bet he’ll http://smiliesftw.com/x/eek5jerk.gif

hahahah not worth my time, you’re right, we already know his reaction to it :open_mouth:

:rofl :rofl

I’m laughing at you, not with you.

  1. UUC does NOT make a good product, F them. Hard. Twice.

  2. M3F is the second biggest collection of BMW buttclowns on the web behind E46 Fanatics.

  3. Buy a damn BMW already.

somebody said “nice car”
WAT?

eww don’t buy a BMW.

BMW drivers smell. Buy a Lexus

:rofl

Kramer, don’t lie, that guy’s your boy.

Cossey I hate you and your RUF porsche and your stupid sig…

And I am NOT jealous pause not.

All I could think about was some grown man snuffling and shaking his head while saying that lol.

You’re running a multi-million dollar business though- why not just go out and buy one? Sounds like you can afford it…

You talking about me or the JDM Altima driver? lol

1- I’m not advocating their products, I’m just saying thats a hell of a lot better of a first post than Mr. JDM Altima

2- The e36 guys don’t seem too bad, the e46 forumz are pretty pathetic though

3- I’m working on it

Stick around too long and you’ll be buying faggy headlights and fake CF euro knockoff parts like Benny. :shifty

Were you ever in the Altima “tuning” scene, I mean come on, you drive the Altima 4 door sedan. Should of at least got the coupe with the V6, and Stillen accessories.

I’ve never seen anyone diss a car for this long and still continue to own/drive it? It normally starts the day after a sale. At least you are honest Ryan!

The “tuning” was in quotes because there is no tuning scene. :rofl Bolt-ons, reflash, gay bodykits and ULTRA budget coilovers is all the aftermarket has ever produced for us, and all they ever will. Why would a company invest in legitimate suspension and engine components when there are assclowns like the guy I linked to in the OP who are just looking to “hook up” their cars? :facepalm:facepalm:facepalm

And how is a coupe any better than my car? They’re the same speed in a straight line and in corners, about 100lbs heavier (I think) and, I think, don’t look as good. It’s the same motor, just a different chassis with a marginally better interior. I’ll take an 05-06 SER 6MT over an 08+ coupe any day, the coupe is even girlier than my car lol.

I love the car, it’s just for $504/month and the limited capabilities of it it’s not the car for me right now. I’d have no problem buying this exact car off the next owner 6-8 years from now when I’m steadily in a career :up

My stink or anybody elses is a terrible reason to buy a lexus.

This is my friends car, IMO it looks and rides good.

2008 Nissan Altima Coupe 3.5SE…

Stillen Fascia/Rockers/Wing
50/35 Solar Gard Tint
Eibach Springs
RacingLine Front/Rear Endlinks
Stillen Rear Sway Bar
Nismo Cat-Back Exhaust
19" Moda MD2 + Goodyear Eagle F1 245/35

Tell me the 4-door looks better. :bh:

Plus he isn’t a mad JDM-yo “tuner” :rofl

besides the dumpy wheels and MIA front bumper grill, that actually looks pretty sick!