if your skinny ass has never listened to anything I’ve ever typed on this forum, listen to this:
If you’re thinking about getting a smartphone, get a Mogul. or XV6800 or whateverthefuck Verizon calls it. The possibilities with it are fucking endless. One of the silliest, but most useful things it can do is you can program one of the hard buttons on the phone to be a toggle switch for the camera light, making your phone into a pretty decent flashlight. The only thing it’s cant do is suck your dick, but I’m downloading BLKP42E.exe as we speak, so soon that will be covered as well.