I have terrific news!

I drove drove down down to the orthodontist today.

He said “Next time we’ll evaluate you to see if you’re ready for a retainer.”

I said gee golly whiz, doc!

I had these babies for 5 years the first time, and now 2 years. I was born with an underbite. The first docter was a bad man and corrected my bite but not my alignment. So my bite was all uneven. It was not a good time.

Now my teeth are terrifically terrific.

I called my agent and I’ll be appearing in midget porn soon enough!

whats the big deal with having an underbite or an overbite?

i also saved a bunch of money on my insurance by switching to Erin:tup:

I like my crooked toofs. It’s real classy.

i have to get all 4 wisdom teeth out…i finally got insurance but I keep pussin out lol…that shits gon hurt.

I had all 4 of mine out with no pain… and local anesthetic

Speach problems and the sort. Not to mention it looks pretty stupid.

It was pretty pronounced.

will this improve your skills at S’in the D?

stop being a bitch

I’ll try to not use my teeth next time. :shrug:

thank god

I wasn’t going to say anything because there was really good effort and you were really enthusiatic so i didn’t wanna hurt your feelings

good to hear :tup:

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