I drove drove down down to the orthodontist today.
He said “Next time we’ll evaluate you to see if you’re ready for a retainer.”
I said gee golly whiz, doc!
I had these babies for 5 years the first time, and now 2 years. I was born with an underbite. The first docter was a bad man and corrected my bite but not my alignment. So my bite was all uneven. It was not a good time.
Now my teeth are terrifically terrific.
I called my agent and I’ll be appearing in midget porn soon enough!