i have to poop

lol @ this thread.

seriously though, im always on there for at least 15 mins. at work its usually 20-25-30, depending on how craptacular the day is going. no pun intended. and i get pissed if theres no newspaper in the bathroom… OR if there is one, but its on the floor and someone misfired onto it. seriously, do u piss and miss the toilet from a foot away??

the home bathroom is stocked full with maxim, fhm, stuff, etc. the essentials.