I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me

[Coldaccord]

@91MR2

A friend of mine asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, “No, but I want a regular banana later, so…yeah.”

/MH

you know, it’s funny; when you compare a banana to a traffic light.

with a traffic light, green means go and yellow means wait.

with a banana, green means wait and yellow means go.

with a traffic light, red means stop;

and with a banana, red means

where the Fuck did you get that banana