I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me

A man walks into a doctor’s office with a squid on his head. The squid says “Hey doc, get this guy off my ass.”

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says to the horse “Why the long face?”

Take my wife: Please!

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