I would like to introduce you all to Dewey

[Fry]

@Fry

Dude!

Step 1: Get video camera read.
Step 2: Get a couple of good actors.
Step 3: Pour sand in the intake, while on camera, reference something you read on VWVortex.
Step 4: Attempt to start car on camera.
Step 5: Panic on camrea.
Step 6: Cut camera.
Step 7: ???
Step 8: Profit.

Yikes. And that was before I poured myself a glass of Jack on ice…