Ideas on legally "hiding" my car!

she aint got shit. she wants all i got, most of the shit i have i acquired while we were married, so by the fucked up state of NY its all legally half hers. I am asking advice here maybe some ideas. at this point if it doesnt work, whats the worst that could happen!? I lose half of anything and everything anyways! Im gonna fight dirty, the dirty little fuck pig aint worth shit and i plan on sending the cunt packing back to south buffalo where she was hatched-broke and penniless like the way i found her!