Ideas on legally "hiding" my car!

right now she needs a push down some stairs.
OOH another funnay. The dumb bitch reported a car accident/hit and run bout a month ago. The funny thing is i did the damage to the car myself IN AUGUST! so she got a check for 1500 from insurance. Thats Fraud. YOUR GODDAMNED RIGHT I BLEW HER IN!!! Cant wait to hear what happens!