Im bored at work

Shift518 Automotive Shift518 Off Topic
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So, im at work, bored off my ass. I’ve been upgrading this computer for the past hour and a half. Its the CEO’s brothers laptop. His sony vaio died, so we ordered him a Lenovo X61, things pretty neat, its got hard drive shock protection and a magnesium case, 12 inch display and really light.

Not to mention im in love with the fact that we go through this distribution company called D&H, you have to have a resellers license, which we do. Prices are awesome, and everything gets here next day. Seriously a 19inch acer monitor for 100 bucks, you cant beat that… and they’re decent monitors. 4 gigs of DDR2 Corsair XMS2 Ram 2x2gig sticks… 91 bucks… seriously that’s fucking awesome

So yeah, pretty much I sit at my desk, which is nice and secluded from everyone, play with new laptops/computers, fix retards computers that put in credit card numbers because they think Microsoft charges for updates hahah… and sit on shift

So yeah, there’s my story… no one will care maybe unless your in or like the IT Field

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Step 1: Write down credit card numbers
Step 2: Sell credit card numbers
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT!!1

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  1. I don’t deal with customers
  2. I dont deal with anything financialy
  3. Stealing card numbers is illegal
  4. Selling them is completely stupid because Someone will use there real name/address etc… and get caught, tell them it was me
  5. If I was stupid enought to steal credit card numbers, Id order exspensive things using the stolen card and lots of proxie servers… have them shipped to a PO Box in another state, and then ditch the card/hard drive then sell the stolen merchandise
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THIEF!

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i would order stuff from a public computer and have it sent to an abandoned house, thats what the smarter :nono butters do.

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:nono 's! :rofl

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lmao!

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4gig of ram? Hopes its going into a 64bit machines.

Anyways, sounds like a nice job.

When we got our new servers at work for our software, it was like christmas. The 5 of us dropped everything and opened each one up, drooling at the banks of ram, the multiple processors, and the hot swappable drives. Was pretty sick shit.

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haha Yeah when I get it its going into my Vista Ulitimate 64 machine at home. Yeah man, I love it when we order new laptops/computers, its like christmas, not to mention its fun spending money thats not yours…

Like I said, right now im using this Lenovo X61, this thing is awomse, if I had the $1200 to shell out for one, I so would, but I think my next laptop is going to be a lenovo

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We loved spending almost 100K of our companys money. :nod

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100k, nice ::slight_smile:

I spent like $50k last year for work. Not for computers but it’s still like Christmas because all the stuff gets delievered over a 2 month time span.

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Servers aint cheap!

They get away with paying us dick tho. ::slight_smile:

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i have no idea what your talking about , but i can only imagine the feeling of getting open and deal with stuff that you are actually interested in

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DJ, its like saying give me 50K and print me out stickers to promote your bussiness.

Srsly tho. :shifty

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yeah servers get pricey very quickly… we have about 140k worth of servers, and seriously, and all that money fits into 2 6 foot server racks

we just bought an extra gig of memory for one of our servers, 460 dollars for a gig, fuckin ridiculous

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:lol cost me 32 for my laptop. but ya i know the pricing is different