I'm in love with this girl

Would somebody PLEASE, PLEASE smack some fucking sense into me before I end up like Stallmer? :rofl :hug JK Matt. haha

Seriously though, I barely even know the chick and my mind is playing these fucking tricks on me that I can’t get over. So please, if somebody could hit me in the head with a bat or something, I’d really appreciate it.

Thanks.

Off the meds again?

NO!

na, It’s before noon… He’s drunk.

Fuck, I wish.

Girls don’t like clingy dudes. If she sees you as clingy, she will run away.

Think of love like this. You give a child a ball (the ball is love) the child no longer wants the ball when he has it, you take that ball away, and I guarantee you that child will want the ball back.

Rinse and repeat.

^lol. Good advice!

Ha so females are like lil children. I like it

I actually don’t make any effort whatsoever to communicate with this girl. :rofl

Alright this thread sucks.

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Essentially, yes.

That is probably why she still likes you. She is wondering why you aren’t “OMG YOU ARE SO HOT, CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK”.

I need to stop being so god damn attractive.

http://bearnakedjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cowbell.jpg

This thread needs more of it.

great thread

Oh my fawking god…

Not another one of these threads from leo…

Chris, stop being a fucking twat already, for someone who talks up a big game it seems, you really fucking suck at this whole being straight thing with females

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/01-07/eminem-slim-fast-shady.jpg

omg thought it was a pic of me when i was skinny for a second.

I dont give a FUCK

Holy whiny girl issues thread. Is it 99FRC up in 'ere?

It’s not an issue, I just want to make sure I don’t ruin my life by entering into some ridiculous binding relationship bulllll SHIT