im l33t.

Have you tried your zip code?

what about your mother’s weight

:rimshot:

Seriously though. Zip code. Try it now.

“So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!”

URINE idiot
:picard:

that’s what i was going for

In for NYSPEED meet to get the safe open.

we’re going to need some two tow chains and the two most powerful cars that we have, and lots of duct tape

git’r’done

Drill a hole, fill it with water, suspend your large explosive of choice inside, blizzow!

lol. Let’s do it. 2 chains + tree + xterra + 4L = burnt clutch & locked safe?

THERMITE

Fill it with water and freeze it if you’re low on explosives and there’s nothing that isn’t waterproof or crush proof inside.

Punch your brother in the nuts for being such a moron and move on.

Just tell chunk you got some naked pics of his mom inside, really nice.

This look like it?

http://www.safeshoppen.dk/images/SentryA3607.jpg

how’d you get it open?

“How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?”

i can sympathize with anyone who’s surrounded by assholes

I try not to rip on people but, let’s review…

  1. A person actually pays money for a safe that has an unknown combination.
  2. That same person is trying to out-smart the safe and is posting it on here for help.

I am starting to think this thread is BS. If you actually open the safe then it will be confirmed.

It’s not BS, these stupid threads pop up all the time on all sorts of forums. “I found this old safe, how can I open it?”

And people don’t get how stupid it is.

The answer is always: get the combination, or break it (which is really freaking hard).