OMG!? DO YOU NEED HELP!?
Feed me a stray cat.
I’m on it!
lets see your best patrick bateman.
How you guys doin up there? Are you ok?
zomg impostAr!
I started to read that and stopped to think “Wait, I’m not from Tonowanda…”
I’m ok.
I saw about 300 stretched hayabusas today driven by people with no helmet. I hope they’re ok.
They’re not, for a myriad of reasons…
oh hai!
zomghi2u!
THE REAL EVILJAY
Hey Ese, te gusta my airbrushed mexicana princess?
I’m okay. Well, actually I’m great.
I’m alright, just grilling up some applewood smoked porkchops and home fries… <33
So uh…is everyone still ok?
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Saw a Ford Fiesta with Maryland plates pulled over this morning. EvilJay, are you ok?
Hey boo.
Dex, I’m ok. It was another ghey guy in a fiesta. I just drove to work crying like usual.