Three men - a Canadian farmer,
Osama bin Laden and a
biker guy are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and
a Genie pops out of it.
‘I will give each of you one wish,
which is three wishes in total’,
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer
and my son will also farm. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada ’
POOF! With the blink of the Genie’s eye,
the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said,
‘I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.’
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye,
there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, ‘I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.’
The Genie explains, ‘Well,
it’s about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it’s virtually impenetrable.’
The Biker sits down on his Harley,
cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
smiles and says,
‘Fill it with water.’
LMAO!! im going to have to repeat this one!! one of the best jokes ever.
Thats pretty good
:bowrofl:
water? they’d all float to the top!
thats some funny shit right there
very nice
Good point…just fill it halfway.
Fill it with diesel fuel then theyll sink to the bottom