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you have to wait a few years but they will eventually get big enough to mow the grass and do most of your chores around the house. 
My kids haven’t got to the talking back stage, but i am sure it won’t last long when it does start. I remember telling my dad to shut up once, I got punched in the face, and never did that again.
Parents are afraid of discipline anymore. Fucking sissies.