Lancaster Cops are D!kHeads!!!

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Attempt to ford the river? (Y/N)

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You lose:
-5 Oxen
-6 Spicy chicken wings
-Your virginity
-Block of swiss cheese
-6 pairs of swimsuits
-1 Sweater
-The rest of your family

Morale is low.