pee on her face then dump her
read a good story on tucketmax.com that you might be able to use for ideas…
this one chick found out her good friend, a guy, had been cheated on…he knew it too. so she let her friend do her in the butt, but not a lot…just enough to get his dick all pooped up, then he made the cheating gf go down on him later that night…
so what you need to do is just find a good friend of yours that doesnt mind your dick in her butt, then have this future X suck your poop popsicle off…
other than that, sorry to hear…
hahah. i forgot about that part. start drinking heavily. it will numb your emotional pain, and your physical pain when your so upset you punch walls. alcohol should be your reason to live for a few months after a tough break up.
i suggest bartons gin and orange juice.
but be careful, you know the fucking rotting feeling in your gut right about now? some nights alcohol makes it better. some nights it makes it worse.
How old are you/her?
Three words:
Boot to ass.
i’m 23 shes 22… some of your posts have really made me think and others have made me laugh… thank you for both… all day ive been just about ready to lose it and reading this has helped. i really don’t know what’s going to happen yet or what i may do but up until 6 months ago my life seemed so clear to me. our relationship has gone through so many trials and tribulations i don’t feel like i can give up on it so easily… I do appreciate everyones support though and i may really need it soon, hopefully not but who knows…
went through the same thing…took me literally the past over a year and a half to finally be ready to move on
but its definately worth it, once you lose the love its gone…mine still tells me she misses me, but I also remember why we broke up. Theres so many other (as im just finally realizing) awesome girls out there, that actually wouldn’t pull this shit. Off topic, I wouldn’t even think about saying anything bad about my ex because shes an extremely awesome girl. I just realized we aren’t compatible and it’s not worth spending the rest of my life unhappy. Hopefully with time you’ll do the same
I’ve heard about this person too
sorry bud…
:word: it takes a while to realize, but in the end- putting a shitty relationship to rest is always best.
IMO you guys are old enough to be serious enough to be faithful (i.e. not pull this BS.) You’re also young enough to start fresh a bunch of times. So yeah, after that long if she’s having doubts then :gtfo:
And don’t forget Fuzzy’s advice: