List food that's hard to eat:

Fresh semen…it’s so good, but it sticks to your teeth.

[quote=“EvilJay,post:21,topic:30943"”]

Fresh semen…it’s so good, but it sticks to your teeth.

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I don’t know anyone that let’s it sit in their mouths that long,to stick to their teeth…I only know girls that swallow!!:suckoff:

HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAH

bony fish
really spicy sushi
kristens dinners jk <3
well done steaks
very sweet things. i hate when food is loaded with sugar

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I don’t know anyone that let’s it sit in their mouths that long,to stick to their teeth…I only know girls that swallow!!:suckoff:

HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAH

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Don’t degrade my spearm swallowing tactics…i’ll do it how i want!

[quote=“OfficerK,post:14,topic:30943"”]

cheetos…my penis gets all orange

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fixed

Clams
Hate making tuna sandwich’s (effin tuna jiz while draing the can)

[quote=“Muscle50,post:11,topic:30943"”]

Juju b’s

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Came in here specifically to say that. Those things are impossible!

fat chicks

omg hahahaha sexual jokes hahahah /sarcasm…

I hate trying to eat cherry tomatoes in salads…so tough to get a fork in sometimes, then when you do they like to spray their juice all over the place

on that same note, pitted olives. i dont like them but if i dont eat them i feel like im missing out on something.

[quote=“OfficerK,post:29,topic:30943"”]

omg hahahaha sexual jokes hahahah /sarcasm…

I hate trying to eat cherry tomatoes in salads…so tough to get a fork in sometimes, then when you do they like to spray their juice all over the place

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looks like u and eviljay need to get in touch with each other.

We have. It was magical.

crutons are so hard to get on the fork when youre eating a salad… you like stab it and the fucking thing breaks in half grrrrr

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I hate trying to eat cherry tomatoes in salads…so tough to get a fork in sometimes, then when you do they like to spray their juice all over the place

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haha, yeah, they go shooting all over the plate. i once had a pepperonchini spray spicy juice right in my fucking eye. and i was wearing glasses.

OT: Pepperonchini’s are delicious. But you only give 1 with salad…goddamn hebrew salad makers…skimping on the peppers…

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OT: Pepperonchini’s are delicious. But you only give 1 with salad…goddamn hebrew salad makers…skimping on the peppers…

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JESUS SAVES!

(of course he did, he was jewish… they don’t spend nothin!)

frozen mike and ike

so good but so fucking hard to chew

ie. pepperonchini’s= finger food, hence the stem.

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Really hot wings from DUFFS… i get all sweaty

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or spicy bbq wings from Bar Bill in EA.

edit: NM, the spicy BBQ is worth it.
the plain hot wings are definatly not.

China King chicken with garlic sauce

Makes me sweat