lolol police chase dude, dude looses them & police find dude on ground all fucked up

if I was a cop, I would too lol…exept id come up with a better story. lol

not defending suspect, im laughing at story is all, just like the posted marine story below.

I was just stating what I would do to you…

No relevance to the story.

Questioning if I would rip your fingernails off and spray pepper spray on your fingers.

fuck off bitch, if i was a cop, id get a chinese food menu, roll it up like a search warrant, wait until you werent home, but whitney was, break in and yell “search warrant” and steal all your money/silver.

I think that only works if you roll up in a Cadi on hydraulics.

(Training Day reference)

lol, exactly where I got the chinese food menu idea from haha

Training Day car was a '78-'80 Monte Carlo

No such thing.

im pretty sure Whitney would fuck u up.

ps: thats what i thought but u all were saying he was a convict…thats where i was getting lost. what did he do in the past to make this dude a convict?

also the head smashing, that happened the night he got fucked up right?

I’m a x convict !!!

this is true. guess its time to kick your ass too!

Throw you off a fucking scaffold, finally teach you to not put your tits on people’s cars…

Bring it up

john, wtf r u talking about? bring what up? go back to sleep, your drunk.

Bitch * autocorect got me cause I have big hands

sure!!! go back to sleep

:facepalm

my co worker knows the guy… Apparently he’s been a giant scumbag since HS

IDGAF if the cops beat him or he fell off the building, deserved it either way

I saw the title and burst out into laughter didn’t even bother reading anything else.