Microderm Abrasion

[quote=“2TurboZ,post:15,topic:24797"”]

I am not cool enough to have a beard. I also don’t live in the woods, chop lumber or wear flannel shirts.

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but having a beard makes you cool. and the lumberjack comment? CMON!!

[quote=“2TurboZ,post:15,topic:24797"”]

I applied for the beard license and was denied based on a few things, I am not an old man, I can afford razors and shave gel, and most importantly, I like the gainfully employed and non homeless look.

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i have quite the assortment of razors and shaving gels, but i choose not to use them. i have better things to spend my money on. like scotch.

[quote=“2TurboZ,post:15,topic:24797"”]

Also they took half a point off because I do not care for George Michael as a solo artist.

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that wasnt a beard, CMON! that was a metrosexual clean cut 5 o’clock shadow.

i bet you cant even grow one!