Monroe "Quick Strut"-not so quick

Knowing that I’d have at least an hour free tonight at work, I decided to change my shock/strut assy’s. Remove front RH side, start to install the new one, and I need to enlarge the holes in the tower. No big deal. I get a 13/32" drill and go to town. Install the strut, and the fucking nuts that they provided are the same size/pitch as the OEM (smaller ones):retardclap. Ended up having to find some nuts that were close in size, and tap them out.

So I move on to the other side, remove strut, enlarge the holes, and the replacement for the LH side is the same size stud as OEM:retardclap. Whatever, both sides had already been enlarged once in the past.

Just a heads up. I inventoried the parts before I did the job, but I didn’t go as far as to take the nuts out of the bag and check the sizes.

Cliffs-Strut didn’t even wanna let da nuts on

nuts on the struts dick in the spring compressor??

so you gonna replace the gangster door handle now that the corolla has some fresh struts.

Not only no…HELL NO!

You got Paypal.

First word in thread titled denoted the imminent failure that was to soon follow. Should have heeded that warning

Permanent fix was drilling/tapping 3/8"x16 nuts to M11X1.5 (very uncommon size). BOGUS.

LOL wow i had a hard enough time finding a nut for my strut a lil while ago with the right pitch.

I woulda kicked babies into a well of water if i had the same issues as you trying to get them on

It’s bullshit. I did it at work and luckily we had a metric tap/die set, and some spare hardware lying around.

yea lucky shit, where you work at these days? car shit or airplanes ?

Customs and Border Protection in Plattsburgh. Reason for having the metric tap/die set is the french helicopters we have. Dude, we are so overdue to party it’s not funny. Are you going to GNR Nov 23?

where at ? Yeah i havent partied in hella long time dude, getting old quick.

Times Union. Shit’s gonna be redic. I know Jammer has tickets.

word ya ill prolly make it man