more of a :retard: than a kill

I was driving west on XXX sunday, in the left lane (I was in the e36). At a light i don’t know. where the gas station is, where vixs used to be) I start accelerating, and before I even shift into second there is a car behind me flashing his brights RIGHT on my ass. Like if I had my tow hook on it would probably be through his grill. I couldn’t go into the right lane, as it was still dense with cars considering the light had literally just turned green maybe 2 seconds prior.

reap what you sew, I take a liesurely pace to accelerate. This dude starts honking and flashing his brights and continues RIGHT on my bumper.

before I’m even mid 2nd gear he pulls left a lane and tries to pass me in the median! So I figure “eh, might as well be a bit of a dick back.” I push down and run even with the dude. I’m not trying to while out, I’m shifting at 5k. I’m even with him in 3rd as well. shift into 4th around 5k and he has to get back behind me because he couldn’t pass me. dude was sooo pissed.

After I had proven to this guy that he sucked I pulled into the right lane (i was infront of the right lane traffic by now after the pull) and he speeds by me. it’s a middle aged man in a cts with his wife all dolled up in the passenger seat.

everyone always complains about city drivers, but I see far more crazy people in the burbs

Isn’t that kind of driving how the drummer from Def Leppard lost an arm?

Yeah, but in the city he would have run into you, and wouldn’t have had insurance or probably even a license. :wink:

I saw a mini-van pass a few cars in the median on main in amherst the other day…wtf

is soccer that important?

not really. i wasn’t trying to pass anyone, and i was wearing a seatbelt. and it was a straight road.

a tool on a harley did the same thing to a few people the other day and the worst part was a cop watched him do it and made no attempt to pull him over.

double standards are BS

when I was younger I got pulled over on sheridan on my r6 for exhaust. while the cop was talking to me 2 harleys rode by and he had to stop talking because we couldn’t even hear eachother. he just shrugged and kept writing me my ticket

The good news is with the amount of trouble those two motorcycle gangs in the news last week have been getting into I think you’ll see more cops pulling cruiser bikes over for loud pipes. They were getting a pass because it was the sport bike crowd that was causing the most trouble.

:tup: looks like a good impromptu run to me.

Same shit happened to me a few weeks ago on Southwestern. The dude tried passing me in the median and I shut him down. It was a white Sentra with a body kit, 3 foot tall wing with a “turbo” badge. He got mad and turned down a side street and almost hit a Jeep pulling out of a carwash. Kinda dumb on my part though, next time I’m gonna ignore douches like that so I don’t get involved in their accidents. Anyone see this car driving around? It’s hilarious.

cliffs: coldaccord almost killed a retard?

lol.

some fggt guy in a minivan on route5/milestrip/kind of aread, cut me and 2 other drivers off, and then was going atleast 95mph, where u merge onto route5 entrance/skyway, its a sharp like half circle turn, dude almost goes up on 3 wheels and flips the thing, and then he was going about 75mph in a 40mph construction zone

PAST A COP :picard: and he didn’t get pulled over

2weeks ago i was on the 290 going like 70, and some old dude in a ctsv is right on my ass(probably the same guy)… (right lane is open, and you could squeeze into the middle), but i dont care enough because im already doing 15over in the left lane, and there is a state trooper radaring about a mile ahead, so i wait a half a mile, slow down and pull into the middle lane. dude beeps his horn, speeds up, and has to be going about 85 when he passes the trooper

and NOTHING happens. i got so excited, he didnt even do a “hey slow down” and flash his lights. such fucking bullshit

:jays: /end rant

I did the same thing to a guy a few years ago.He almost hit a car in the turning lane.

Funny I come across this after having someone just pass me in the median today. And there was a red light clear as day ahead of us :picard:

Hey what color was the CTS? And was it the V-series? I had a similar experiance with a group of young guys driving daddy’s silver CTS V series.

I was driving in my Evo taking my gf home down Main near Canisius. They flew up next to me and started flippin us off and weavin back and forth. I didnt want to deal with it so I dropped into 2nd and floored it. I guess it was his first time messin with an Evo :sario:.

Now we are at the light by Canisius and Delevan and the light turns red… figures. Now they have the window open and are saying tuffhit. I’m an open minded person and have never knocked someone for their car, but saying things about my self and my passanger… come on. Set the launch control went on green. I stopped trying before I hit 60. They just banged a U-turn and never even continued.

Tell daddy to teach you a thing or two about cars and life before he gives you keys again

:hang: :nohomo: