Motherfucking ow. (Idk if you'd call this gore, but there's blood.)

Got poked in the eye while drunk last night, shit hurts like a mf.

Hey Cossey, got a new username?

Oh snap.

Didn’t intend for it to go there :rofl

See the perfect indent of the fingernail? (the raised pink area near the iris)

I can totally still see though.

Ooof. Yeah, I see it. Ow.

ffffffuuuuuuuuuu

:ohnoes

Looks painful. Shouldn’t have pen15’s near your eye.

yikeeeeees

sorry kid ,need a little lube in that eye

Yeah it sucks

i got some ball snot i can inject in there ,ya just gotta jiggle the coin purse and tug the tube a little

You should get that looked at, you might have a pretty serious corneal abrasion.

:+1

get well soon bitch

It’s not on my cornea you turd it’s on the sclera

Translation: Fuck you for your concern about my injury!

:rofl

If the shits not gone in 5 days im def going to have it looked at.

No for realz, you should probably have someone look at the massive hemorrhage in your eyeball.

+1 that shit doesn’t look kosher, i prescribe beers at o’tooles

Dr. Chiplock, how often and when should we get beers at Otooles?

PS: I’m beat and staying in tonight, but next weekend - I’m down.

I recommend at least 6 beers next saturday night and a solid shout out to our local car scene. I’m staying in too, if you’re free tomorrow hit me up, i’m going to the driving range to try and make some money betting people i can hit the 350 sign, if i don’t, i’m the one with a weapon in my hand, win win

your high