My luck never quits *rant*

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Thread recap.

Slipped in poo, hurt my knee
Days off work, got meds WHEE!
Ow my knee, cannot fuck
No positions, damn my luck
STFU noob, I got teh sexor
IMs lie!, I show you pixorz
here she are, a dirty stripper
OMG his fucking sister?!

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Epic.