My luck never quits *rant*

:gtfo:

Bragging about sex to a car forum :tif:

Bragging about sex to friends :tup:

Posting pics of the worst looking girl on a stripper site. :tdown: :tdown:

I wouldn’t admit to banging the someone off the reject squad of strippers :lol:

In a while, said girl got an im from retard last night saying "Importmuscle is blackmailing me, how can you be friends with him, hes a douchebag and an asshole blah blah blah… those were private conversations between us and hes gonna make me look like an idiot, wah wah wah. :cry:

But what he didn’t know, was that those wernt private convos between him and her, they were convo’s between him and me :wink:

HAHAHAHA

sweet.

SO you’re both gay.

ehh, you get what i mean :rofl:

I guess nelson rockefeller over here doesnt need $5…

how did i miss this

:clap: denton

:word: He spared a few minutes of my life with the awesome recap.:tup: