Taxes.
And NYC is nice to visit, but fuck living there. No way Jose. No chance Lance. And my favorite:
Man falling off a cliff, “Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…(slight pause)…poof.”