a few years ago, my ex-girlfriend’s car got egged in front of my house, I witnessed it from down my street at 3 am driving both of us back from a party. I turned off my headlights when I saw it.
These clowns were stupid enough to drive down my road and into the mosque parking lot right by my street, i followed them in 5 minutes later, to find their car abandoned. I think they were in the back defacing the mosque. I took the bat out of my trunk, broke 4 windows (not the windshield or back window, that would have been overkill) and then called the cops saying someone was trespassing on the mosque.
ahh, i miss those younger years
edit: the funniest part of all this was how livid my gf at the time was that her cavalier got egged. she was too mad to decide what to do so she spat on their car and started crying. it was kind of adorable