"Nothing!" moments

I don’t know if anyone else has really experienced nothing moments me and the kid at my work started talking about them and got me to remember a great story. Basically what a nothing moment is is when some one is doing something that they either shouldn’t be or shouldn’t be caught doing. And the end result is before you even get the chance to ask what they are doing they simply blurt out NOTHING just showing that they are in the wrong. These always seem to be very entertaining so i figured I’d share one and then see what everyone else has.

Ok so after some sexy time with one of my ex’s she is left laying on the bed and I am sitting at the computer. Now she is still naked watching tv as if she has never seen one before in her life just completely focused in on it. At first I don’t think anything of it. Few minutes pass and I look over and notice she is playing with her booty hole. I of course take notice and watch for a bit enjoying the view from the foot of the bed. Im watching for a few minutes at least and she finally looks over and just freezes, blurts out NOTHING pulls a blanket over herself and doesn’t say a word the rest of the night. I don’t think ive ever laught so hard at a naked girl before in my life LOL.

Anyone else have something good post it up, ive always loved the nyspeed members funny posts. Im sure some of you have something good.

I’ve got Nothing :shrug:

haha. epic.

haha booty hole… should have turned her out again

+1 for the use of this word

This is so going to come in handy…LOL

holy shit your ex is the brown bomber

who knew?

lol ohhh billy … this is why i love you

Oh good goly!!! Billy your the best…so why in the world did you not go “help” her with that???

:massmoon: :hitit: :sario:

If it were me I would have just asked you to do it!!! Oh Baby You Rock My World!

here come the PM’s :wave:

http://rubicant5x.com/smiley/icon_pics-stfu.gif

:stuck_out_tongue:

I am suspicious of girls that just lounge around casually playing with their BOOTY HOLE…

So what was she watching that made her ass tingle?

lol… i’m sure it was not porn

That doesn’t mean we don’t want to know. I am also curious why he didn’t jump in on that.

should of given her a pink sock

lol funny story though

lol we’re making some assumptions here. She may have been scratching a roid. :io:

ill have to let him answer latter about that one

in for pic …BILL … do it

eeeeewwwwwwwww