nyspeed docs come in plz

ok this is super weird and freaking me the fuck out. I’m laying in bed and I can hear my heart squeaking (thats the only word I can really think of to describe it) when it beats. I can hear it only when its really quiet. wtf is it? all the years of smoking/drinking/being overweight catching up?

any suggestions? anyone else have a heart squeak? what was your remedy?

like…outside your body or in your head?

its faint but I def hear it coming from my chest, its not in my head brian

mainline 10wd40

this squeaking is DRIVING ME MAD! ALL I CAN HEAR IS SQUEAKINGGGGGGGGG GAAHHHHHHH FUCK MY LIFE

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/Minglor/hedgehog.jpg

Feel any better?

turn the tv on
american gangster is on demand.

^ + a little JD and you’ll be good.

Fuck if I know, not normal though. Any chest pain, shortness of breath or feeling of tightness?

a bit. you know I have a soft spot for hedgehogs. but still all I can hear is like 200 squeaks a minute omg!

So if you die can I have your math HW? <3

sounds like herpes…
no but seriously, if you’re concerned… go to an ER.

soooo can I have the e30?

He is selling it…

I think my math HW request was a bit more reasonable.

cocaine is a hell of a drug.

My guess is Pericarditis

The physical examination focuses on careful listening through a stethoscope for the scratchy sounds called a pericardial rub, which are produced by heart muscle rubbing against the inflamed pericardium.

http://www.cardiologychannel.com/pericarditis/diagnosis.shtml

did you call a doc yet?

On a heart related note, i recently discovered that my resting pulse is 38bpm.

i am apparently dead.

I’ll alert the little white girl community. There will be so many bitches crying on your casket christian…

you may need a pace maker