you people are fucking pussies.
I will shit in almost any condition. travel to europe with your same shit reservations and you’ll never be able to go.
I’ve employed carrying antiseptic “wipe’s” to wash areas if the toilet is really skeevy.
but theres a simply rule… if you walk into the stall and theres shit running down the back wall…DONT SHIT THERE
i dont know man ,i know what i have done in public shitters ,wont touch down
Bottom line, my farts are more lethal then ANYONE’s on this forum. I have DOZENS of people to vouch for me, too.
And OTW (over the water) shits are a daily occurrence for me too.
arnt all shits over the water? i dont know about your terlet but mines doesnt put my ass underwater.
THE HENRY SCALE
My farts dont usually stink…unless i drank ALOT of beer the night before or onions, i dunno
i don’t drop anchor in a public shit house… so generally my chocolate torpedos are launched in my homes toilet, a public shiter couldn’t handle the wrath my ass would unleash unto it anyway, if i were to drop a deuce at work or something i would defiantly bring lysol and a lot of paper towels to wrap the seat with, i mean forget the fact the place is infected with cockroaches and they float around in the toilets there lol, but yeah so basically i would hold it and cramp like a mother fucker until i got home to unleash the fury lol
Haven’t you faggots ever eaten pussy?
You think that shit isn’t a diseased little bacteria haven?
Even freshly cleaned it’s probably the ‘dirtiest’ part of the human body.
It’s actually rather clean scientifically. :shifty
aparently u never have.
Menstruated? No. I haven’t.
Would that be like an eyewash station? For your bottom? And how many people would re-use that same station?
A bidet would be nice
I just bursted out laughing at work reading all of this haha.
I seriously took a crap a few days ago that I don’t think I will forget ever in my life. I think it was close to what a girl goes through when giving birth. It wasn’t the longest crap in my life but the girth on the thing was unreal. I got to the point where it was half way out and hurt to bad to push anymore but at the same time it hurt just sitting there. It was like a catch 22. To make a long story short, I got it out. But my ass was on fire for the rest of the day and it took like 4 flushed to get that thing down the drain. Either way, I figured it was noteworthy.
ever clog a toilet so it overflows and makes a swamp?
That will teach you never to eat 3 Moes home wreckers prior to shooting your first horse fuck scene.
which make me think… for women who take anal regularly, do they shit short girthy hand grenades, because of their stretched out bum-hole?
